I haven't added to this since a bunch of black people were kicked out of their homes so here is a post from the far corner of the post Soviet world.
Since I had a week off I thought I'd take a hundred bucks and hit the road and see a new country. A few friends and I headed for Romania with no plans and no train/bus tickets. Well after a friendly lady in the train station booked us for the midnight train to the Uker-Romania border we were off for an adventure. We got to the border town at 4am and after a cup of coffee and a cigarette we took the first bus to the border. We got on at 420, and after paying $10 for the ride we were off. When we got to the border all sorts of money started to change hands. About a grand was passed to the Ukrainian guards. Then we were yanked off the bus and interrogated by the guards. My passport was new and had no entry stamp for Ukraine. This proved a major problem but luckily our driver and his sway in these parts helped us along. Then when we got to the Romanian border more money changed hands and we discovered that we were ridding in a van stuffed with Heroin headed for parts unknown. Upon my return home I went and picked up a package waiting for me and inside a mass of peanut oil, grease, shards of glass and Adams Chunky was a little gift from Trudeua and the fine people in Humblodt County California...Suffice to say the Hallock stories are fast accumliating and are ready to be shared.

Mad props to Darkness for making the trip down to Portland to see the concert with me. As you could all imagine, it kicked major ass.
Next time he comes to Seattle, you are all going.

Also, huge ups to Jason for getting really drunk and sleeping in the same bed as I did. I don't think we shagged, but I did wake up with a bad taste in my mouth. I think it was from not brushing.

A decent amount of attractive younguns (female), but the party in the restroom was a huge sausagefest.

I'll defer to Blair on this. But is this bullshit?

http://proxy.espn.go.com/ncb/rankings

This page could provide hours of entertainment!

A few of you have seen this already, but it's pretty good.

Black, I bet you could write a good one about chicks being bitches. I want it on my desk by the end of the day.

Why is it that I find funny news clips from Seattle when I live all the way across the country?

OK, so it's not Steve Raible. Bite me.

Maybe they're not so bad after all...

What is the most memorable moment in recent World Series history?

1989: San Francisco is rocked by an earthquake before Game 3 of the Giants-A's World Series in God's futile attempt to kill all gays

1989: following Oakland's World Series victory, Jose Canseco injects steroids-laced champagne into Mark McGwire's butt

1994: due to the strike, the nation celebrates not having to listen to Tim McCarver

1995: the Cleveland Indians play so poorly they somehow manage to let the Atlanta Braves win the World Series

1996: the Yankees win their first World Series since 1978, their second-longest drought behind 2001 to whenever Steinbrenner dies

2002: the Angels' World Series victory is marred by reports of Rally Monkeys being sodomized with ThunderStix

2004: the Red Sox storm the field to celebrate being in a Jimmy Fallon movie

I 'll take care of the brat's and fixin's, Darkie can bring chips, USC will bring the ass-spanking, but who will bring the BEER? I think we might need a fair amount since there is a good chance we will be back in the parking lot at half time.....

Story #1

Keys - Check.

Lights - Check.

Orthopedic shoes, pillow and wooden bead seat cover - Check.

Dead guy on hood - Check.

Story #2

I didn't know that Van Winkle got into communications as a CEO.

I picked the Astros, I picked the Astros, I picked the Astros and you guys didn't!

This guy just doesn't get it. If the Saints Owner wants to move the team to another city that maybe has some people left in it and he can make money then he is going to and he has every right. How many times have the Saints had to play their home games on the road because of hurricanes in NO? NO needs to do themselves a favor and get rid of this guy quick.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5006524

It's a little foggy and rainy, but behind me sits Autzen Stadium. The battle v. good and evil starts in mere hours!
Brian, if I go to jail, expect a call.

....with a little twist. Cover your eyes Jason.

You can click on the button below the picture that says PKP and there are a couple of other things to look at.

Stumpy

The other day I went to the supermarket and notice a beautiful blonde wave to me and says, " hello".

I'm rather taken back, because I can't place where I know her from, so I say, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now, I think back to the only time I have been unfaithful to my wife and say, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I fucked on the pool table with, all my buddies watching while your bitch whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass?"

She said, "No, I am your son's math teacher."

That one had to hurt.

So, I was going down on my wife the other night and I said "Damn, you've got a big pussy. Damn you've got a big pussy." She said, "Why'd you say it twice." I said, "I didn't".... Get it? There was an echo...

http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/parenting/10/12/sixteen.kids.ap/index.html

Mr. Wright sent me an article today that, sadly, states that Leilani Lanes was sold to an apartment developer this week.

I just want to know where I'm going to meet my wife now?
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002557686_bowling13m.html

Python fights alligator, python eats alligator, alligator gets last laugh.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,171358,00.html

Go Dawgs!

I bet her brothers would kill to see her play! Congrats Ratgirl!

How does the drug work [need sound]? Were there any flipper babies? Yes sir a few flipper babies. (or ratboys) If you don't think that this is funny then get the fuck out!

Mike Bellotti and his Oregon Ducks have denied the Pac-10's request to move the game to 7pm which would put it on TV. He said that it was a mutual decision by both Oregon & Washington, but Softy's inside source at the UW said not so. This was all Bellotti's deal. Maybe he doesn't want to have a bunch of recruits watch the UW beat this bitch for the 3rd time in the last 4 years to claim the much heralded NW Championship!
















GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!KILL THE ducks!!!!!!!!!!!! GET FIRED UP DAWGS, FIRED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Besides being a total waste of space on a baseball roster, Scott Spiezio has now become a complete waste of space in real life.

I don't understand how you can get in a disagreement with a cab driver about a fare when you've been paid $3.35 million+ in just the past year by the wizards at 1 Edgar Martinez Boulevard. Simply amazing.

Can anyone explain to me why Holmgren, with the Rams having one timeout, calls 2 straight pass plays with 3:40 left, forcing them to call another pass play on 3rd down. If the Rams don't fumble, we probably lose the game.

Great win for the 'Hawks. Fuck Mike Holmgren.

It turns out that Jefferson Kim (aside from having his own domain name at www.jeffersonkim.com) has moved to Germany and has a full-fledged blog where he posts about his daily life.

All I have to say is that Bendermenz (with it's canned format and graphics courtesy of Blogger®) blows his blog's doors off.

I bet our readership is higher too. With luck, Jefferson will stumble upon this and comment on it.

Too Bad Washington Mutual doesn't have perks like this!

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002545187_prostitutes07m.html

Recently Blair's "ritual of cleanliness" has become more obvious than in the past and some of you may or may not have noticed. It looks like someone else shares his interest in this clean custom. I say we all start bowing instead of shaking hands!



An excerpt from MSNBC.com:

The real estate mogul disdains the tradition of shaking hands — he thinks it’s unsanitary — and feels that Americans should take up the far Eastern tradition of bowing. “While I’m not a huge fan of Japan, I do like their custom of bowing,” Trump says. “I would bow. I would do whatever is necessary not to shake hands. From now on let’s do what the Japanese do and greet each other with a nice civil, sanitary bow.”

I wish I was a doctor... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1005051dr1.html

Is it possible for the BoSox to be miracle workers 2 years in a row?

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/wcStory?contentId=4935776

colby, I know you have some thoughts!

If you care about Seattle baseball and count yourself as hard-core fan, Howard Lincoln dares you not to come. Apparently he doesn't need us. This artcile sums up what I have been thinking about the Mariners since their magical 2001 season when they were absent at the trade deadline.

Smoke and Mirrors, eh Colbs??

More Stumpy required.

For me this is tough. How can you ever bet against the Yankees or the Champion Red Sox? Well, I did and here are my predictions:

AL

Red Sox over White Sox

Angles over Yankees

Angles over Red Sox

NL

Cardinals over Padres

Astros over Braves

Astros over Cardinals

World Series

Astros over Angels in 7

It's hard to bet against pitching in the playoffs and the Astros have plenty of it. What are your predictions? Winner gets bragging rights!

I like the idea of him and Brockman down low. Do you think he can pass block too?

According to Scout.com Spencer Hawes is staying home! Thanks, but no thanks UNC! He will make it official tomorrow at 3:00pm. I think he might be around for only a year.

Sorry I have several pictures that for some reason won't upload. I will try later.

I hate this guy! Week after week we look unprepared and overmatched. This week by the Redskins, who have an ancient Mark Brunnel at QB. It is time for this overrated piece of shit to take his "genius" someplace else. Problem is he'll probably go somewhere and draft a stud pass rusher that we haven't had since he got here.

Fucking bullshit PI called on Bolware! The NFL has it in for us!

I want to nominate Adam Prewett for "fixing" my network. Before it was working spectacularly, now I am lucky to get a bar of reception standing next to my router.

Thanks dude.

Now that I'm off Husky suicide watch, I can make a more positive and uplifiting post.

Mason's Dad proposes (for the 12398271023498752140398570,293,487,263,049,876,848th time mind you) that we could/should - nay - -must! get Griffey back for next year.

Should you never read any other sports writing in your life, read this next line - It is like appearing before God at the Pearly Gates and having him say to you, "You are My most wonderful creation."

Bring back Junior. It makes perfect sense.

If anybody thinks that we need to bring back Junior, they haven't learned the lessons of Scott Spiezio, Rich Aurillia and other assorted guys on the wrong side of 30 who we've had to - and will have to - overpay.

I would:

• Root for Oregon
  
• Wear a Yankees hat
  
• Kick a baby seal
  
• Boo Ichiro
  
• Kick Cowan's ass
  
• Devise an advertising scheme whereby I use the Seattle homeless to do my bidding
  
• Boo King Felix
  
• Sing the WSU Fight Song
  

I have hit Husky rock bottom.